clean your baseboards.

  I am a dirty baseboard of the blogosphere. That forgotten little item in life that you occasionally glance at, but quietly overlook until the day your mother visits and judges your ability to function as an adult human being

two hundred short.

Seven years ago, on some non-descript afternoon, I sat down and wrote out 100 things I wanted to do in my life. Shortly thereafter, over tea or wine or some sort of liquid that brings people together, I showed my

world domination starter kit.

Apparently, the first two items I believe are required when one wishes to take over the world are a wax seal & novelty note cards. Next up – fencing lessons.

and so it begins.

What makes me tick? Obscure hobbies, peanut butter & making people smile. I am one of those people who loves the idea of “saving the world” (or “taking it over”, same deal.) About once every few months, I hatch grand